1. Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu
2. Mayor, Chennai City - You will have something to defend Chennai against other metros. Not including the weather. Of course.
3. Commissioner, Chennai Corporation - That stink won't be the first welcome sign to Chennai.
4. Education Minister, Tamil Nadu - To start with, no more Anna, Kamaraj on Tamil text book faces.
5. Head of State Transport Corporation, Tamil Nadu - Conductors will go to you. Fares will go up.
6. Station Manager, Chennai Central Station - No human waste on tracks, no karuvaadu smell in the platform. A 15 member auto driver gang won't hound you as you get out.
7. Airport Manager, Chennai International and Domestic Terminals - Urine stench free boarding area, meaningful displays. Park and fly vs. an entire village to see a passenger off.
8. Chairman, Tamil Nadu Tourism Development Corporation - You will carry back some good memories.
9. Cabinet Minister, Indian Railways - Working toilets, clean food. Fares will go up.
10. CEO, Air India - Part of Star Alliance, no stewardess over60 70!
You're welcome.
If you're my manager reading this, I absolutely love my job. What? Yes, I will get started on the report that you wanted done yesterday.
2. Mayor, Chennai City - You will have something to defend Chennai against other metros. Not including the weather. Of course.
3. Commissioner, Chennai Corporation - That stink won't be the first welcome sign to Chennai.
4. Education Minister, Tamil Nadu - To start with, no more Anna, Kamaraj on Tamil text book faces.
5. Head of State Transport Corporation, Tamil Nadu - Conductors will go to you. Fares will go up.
6. Station Manager, Chennai Central Station - No human waste on tracks, no karuvaadu smell in the platform. A 15 member auto driver gang won't hound you as you get out.
7. Airport Manager, Chennai International and Domestic Terminals - Urine stench free boarding area, meaningful displays. Park and fly vs. an entire village to see a passenger off.
8. Chairman, Tamil Nadu Tourism Development Corporation - You will carry back some good memories.
9. Cabinet Minister, Indian Railways - Working toilets, clean food. Fares will go up.
10. CEO, Air India - Part of Star Alliance, no stewardess over
You're welcome.
If you're my manager reading this, I absolutely love my job. What? Yes, I will get started on the report that you wanted done yesterday.
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